Update: Too sick to respond 2 jokes for ya..

Folks, my sweet hubby TThealer56 and I have been too to respond to most of your comments. We came down with some terrible bone aching flu bug that has really knocked us flat everything we start to do either seems too tedious or too difficult. Please send us some positive waves for us to start getting better, for this downhill slide began on Saturday, and has only been getting worse ~ and we've been so tired, that we have slept as much as 20 hours every day since So needless to say, we are sick of being and need a break from this crud

The only bright spot today is that when I checked e-mails, I found a couple of jokes, and thought I'd share them ~ if they are so old that you've seen them a million times already ~ just grin a bit ~ they're still cute I'll be back to answer your comments as soon as I feel better
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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?" The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his "garage door".
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?"
She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires".
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An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.
An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the Man Who Orders Three Beers.

Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?"
"Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies. "You see, I have two brothers; one went to America , and the other to Australia . We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond."
The bartender and the whole town were pleased with this answer, and soon the Man Who Orders Three Beers became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink.
Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening. He orders only two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers.
The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know-the two beers and all.."
The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that me two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, meself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."


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And remember as you travel thru the mysteries of life:
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again. ~ Mike Myers
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